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A Bong is a marijuana pipe used for recreational purposes. The unbong is a marijuana smoking pipe that looks like a bong but uses no water to cool the smoke. The unbong is commonly used by a more mature user or medical marijuana patient and often for the first time marijuana smoker that is unfamiliar with the heat entering the lungs. The unbong cools the smoke to a vapor without using water or electronics. I invented the UnBong. Patent Pending
The UnBong cools Marijuana smoke to a vapor without using water.
UnBong by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019
Words you can keep
The opposite of a boner.
An ugly chick walks by...UNBONER!
Unboner by K4hmboy October 4, 2009
When an otherwise enjoyable event is ruined by an unforseen negative event.
So I'm finger blasting this chick and she farts. Unboner.
Unboner by MacApedia November 13, 2010

unbengable 

From 绷不住了, bēng bù zhùle, literally "unable to stretch anymore". Means to be pent up and unable to hold back (such as in sexual urges, laughter, or anger). Basically means, "I can't help it".
That girl is so hot I am unbengable
unbengable by fat debu November 1, 2021

Unbonerable 

The act of not being able to attain a boner
(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Unbonerable by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009
adj.
Having never been banged. Virginal.
When was the last time Rose got banged? I think she's unbung.
unbung by sie kommen June 14, 2011

unibonger 

In short, Chong from Cheech and Chong. Nickname from when he was in prison for selling waterpipes. Cheech said it on the food network while cooking with Rachel Ray.
"Hows Chong doing?"
"Oh hes doing fine, the prision inmates even gave him a nickname...the UniBonger."
unibonger by Ferliage September 8, 2008
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