Umbongo

Some sort of fruit juice in a carton, as advertised on television in the mid 1980's in the UK.

'Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo.'

by Remus Shoreditch November 10, 2003

Umbongo

a gay homo that called me a chicken fucker on the internet

What a fuckin dildo umbongo ben s.

by chicken fucker 69 my mom April 30, 2003

umbongo

A play on the name of Ubuntu of the Linux operating system world. Meant to belittle it by associating it with the playful childish fruit drink.

I hear those idiots are running Umbongo server on their web servers

by linusandhisblanket March 16, 2011

umbongo

Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.

n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

umbongo

Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.

"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."

"Fuckin loser."

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004