the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).

wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption

russian thunder-uption by Arielle Ndlake December 9, 2008

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

Kate Upton's dildo by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

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pulling an upton

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are

Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!

pulling an upton by BlueBlossom November 20, 2016

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upton park

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."

upton park by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006

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Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.

Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.

Kate Upton-Sexual by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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