Umerus

Used to be Humerus, but now is Umerus.

The upper bone of the arm, when the tip is broken off

My Umerus is wack

by dr.monster April 22, 2009

blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.

Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.

by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014

Uterusty

(Adj.) Describing a woman that hasn't had sex in a very very long time.

"Damn Shawna's gotten uterusty since she caught leprosy."

by tickalishhh November 29, 2009

Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).

Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.

by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022

Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010

flying uterus

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Broken Uterus

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012