Umerus
My Umerus is wack
Umerus by dr.monster April 22, 2009
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blue uterus
When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.
Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
blue uterus by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014
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Uterusty
Uterusty by tickalishhh November 29, 2009
Shark Uterus Board
An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
Shark Uterus Board by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022
Fudgey Uterus
During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.
Fudgey Uterus by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010
flying uterus
I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.
flying uterus by B*rad August 13, 2007
Broken Uterus
A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.
We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!
Broken Uterus by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012
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