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Drucifer

A guy that at one time was gods favorite angel. Banished to hell, with no room for him and Lucifer, he is forced to live his days on Earth.

Typically a guy that can charm your mom or your girlfriend into what ever they want

Someone of many talents and skills typically used in getting his way or making his way in every situation.
That dude over there hes Drucifer, don't let your hot mom meet him... he just might become your new step dad

Person 1 - "Who's the new guy?"
Person 2 - "Oh that's Drucifer, every one knows him!"
by B*RAD January 4, 2021
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He'iotch

Much like the dreaded Biotch the only difference is a He'iotch is a male. Hints the Spelling "HE" in He'iotch
Dude kept whining and complaining today about anything and everything like a little He'iotch
by B*RAD July 26, 2015
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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
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mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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GET YOUR HAT TURNED OUT

the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.

also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.

hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.
by B*RAD June 1, 2011
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gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."
Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.
by B*rad August 13, 2007
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sweet biscuit

I need a "sweet biscuit" to put on my platter,
I got a whole lotta gravy but,
no place to splatter.
by B*rad August 13, 2007
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