Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.
The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."
Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"
A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."