Ulified 

When a person has been strucked , mesmerized, striken by a special case

"I was Ulified when I saw that picture "

Ulified by Fiiyahflawan December 22, 2018

unified field theory 

1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.

unified field theory by ChuckChaser69 August 17, 2008

Grand Unified Micronational 

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

Grand Unified Micronational by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

LA Unified 

Los Angeles Unified School District. Poor graduation rates. Lousy test scores. Teacher union strikes. Metal detectors at school entrances. You get the idea.

Radio Announcer: Big Chuco's Tires in Montebello is offering a special deal! Buy a set of four used tires and they will throw in a set of old rims for free! But you gotta hurry! This deal only lasts for another 24 hours! For all you LA Unified grads, that's means the sale ends this time tomorrow!

LA Unified by ZXY&ABC August 2, 2019

Unified Theory of 80's Movies 

The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."

Unified Theory of 80's Movies by Clintacus August 24, 2006

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

Unified Rules of Stockton by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

ubified

Verb. (to ubify, ubified)
To be disimproved, patched to death or in any other way reduced from a better to a worse state by the company Ubisoft.

"Do you remember Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield?" "Yep, that game was great. But sadly, it was ubified with 1.60."

ubified by Gruni January 9, 2013