Ulcew

a short word meaning "Your the coolest person ever." It was first said during a drunken text message. Now its sweeping the nation, home by home.

Victoria: Ulcew
Adam: noooo way, your Ulcew
Victoria: Stop making fun of me
Adam: No jokes here, your Ulcew

by yblackguitary April 11, 2009

Ulcerative Colitis

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Ulcer Fart

An ulcer fart is a fart that has a hint of blood smell in its mists...often not a pleasant smell.

Damnn nigggaa! R u bleeding or is that an ulcer fart?

by Dampiel May 15, 2011

Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018

ulcer

A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'

The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.

by baconjive March 20, 2006

ulcer

Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.

I got an ulcer. fml.

by IWAZHERE February 20, 2011