Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 09, 2020
An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
by mistahroga November 03, 2018
An Irish way of saying "idiot" that is supposed to be inoffensive. "Idiot" could be viewed as calling someone literally dumb or a legitimate criticism, but "eejit" tends to imply that they aren't actually dumb but you just want to tease or banter with them, possibly over something silly or foolish they do or possibly just because you disagree and want to disagree in a fun way.
by mistahroga August 07, 2020
john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie
by mistahroga May 07, 2018
How the Scottish and Irish spell and pronounce "fuck's sake", or "for fuck's sake".
We don't say that, we just say "fuck sake". Why that would be is anyone's guess, probably just another of our numerous attempts to butcher the English language, which is a fine practice. The likelihood of an entity called "sake" that we are opposed to grows smaller over the years, as far as I can see.
We don't say that, we just say "fuck sake". Why that would be is anyone's guess, probably just another of our numerous attempts to butcher the English language, which is a fine practice. The likelihood of an entity called "sake" that we are opposed to grows smaller over the years, as far as I can see.
by mistahroga September 13, 2020
Canadian people. Often used in the UK, possibly not used elsewhere, since Yank is mainly used by the British to refer to Americans. Cold Yanks being a joke about how hard it can be to tell the difference sometimes with American accents and Canadian ones, though Canada is much colder. It's not usually meant in a bad vibe way, more as a somewhat dismissive term of endearment.
"I thought from the accent they were surely Yanks, but they turned out to be Cold Yanks"
"What?"
"Cold Yanks. You know, Canadians".
"What?"
"Cold Yanks. You know, Canadians".
by mistahroga April 15, 2020
It means you did something awkward, humiliating or embarrassing in a social situation. Pronounced 'spa-goat'. Thought to be derived from the Eminem phrase "Mom's Spaghetti".
I was hanging out with Rachael, and I asked her if she'd ever had an abortion. I totally spaghot, dude.
by mistahroga July 08, 2019