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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!
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Ukan • umanshi • ukandu • ukash • Ukasha • ukasyah • upanshu • utkansha • ukaisbf • ukaiss
Someone who lives in Europe but refuses to accept the fact that they do. Instead always saying they "live in the UK"
Someone from California speaks in an international voice call with minimal understanding of other countries. "We got a fuckin Australian kiwi here, a Portuguese prince, a fuckin indo wannabe Asian and a UKanian motherfucker."
Ukandu is an Igbo name that means WORD OF LIFE.They're always good looking,cheerful, has open teeth and chocolate in colour.
They make a very good husband and rich.they love kids and take care of their homes.. They are always trustworthy but can hate at first sight.
They always see the future and somehow dangerous when you hurt them deep down
Ukandu
ukandu by Ukandu February 4, 2020
Ukasha means "Smart Sharp-Eyed Spider", comes from the word "Kasha", Kasha means "Spider". 128 years ago it was changed because it was a female name. and adding a "U" will amalgamate the name and make its new definition "Smart Sharp-Eyed Spider".
Guy 1: That dude just hit a crazy trick shot in paint ball, and his strategies are flawless
Guy 2: Yeah, He's just like an Ukasha!.
Upanshu is a weirdly crazy guy, but is brutally honest, kind, empathetic and passionate being. He loves to travel, best person to share secrets with but will never share his deepest feelings to anyone. He has an infectious laugh, he is deep, trustworthy, courteous, ambivert, enchanting, and someone you cannot afford to lose.
Upanshu is a scorpion, who can be really toxic!
upanshu by Your only capricorn August 14, 2019
Cute and loving guy..every woman's dream...respects God a lot and honest.
Very fun to be with..hard working guy.

Very rich buh can get angry easily.
Ukandu
ukandu by Ukandu February 4, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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