2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..
EXAMPLE 1-ACK LIKE OMG I WAS WALKIN DOWN MAINSTREET AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A U-HAUL!
EXAMPLE 2-
lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p
This is a Kenyan slang sheng borrowed from the Swahili language meaning nothing matters more than life. It is commonly used when things don't work out as planned or expected.
In some cases, it's used to as a polite way of telling somebody to mind their business.
In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.
We had a dyke come in to the storetoday we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.