It’s a neologism invented by Lewis Carroll nearly 150 years ago and means Grumpy, crotchety, ill-tempered or as Carroll put it “uffish is a state of mind when the voice is gruffish, the manner roughish, and the temper huffish." Carroll invented the word and used it in the poem Jabberwocky which appears in the book “Through The Looking Glass”. It’s still used occasionally in the South West of England.
a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.
Self proclaimed divas, primarily found in and around the NW Florida panhandle as well as parts of Tennessee.
A group of loosely associated women scattered across the United States who claim to be what every man wants as well as what every girl wants to be.
Uffy names all begin various letters and end with uffy. These Uffy names are used in lieu of legal names. Example: Muffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Luffy, Cheluffy, Duffy, etc...
Muffy and Buffy like todrink wine. If you bring them some, they'll say "Tanks, u gay".