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When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.
Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...
UberBeats by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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UberEatsDisorder 

The willingness to blow away all your money on Uber eats instead of buying groceries.
John has UberEatsDisorder. He spent 140$ on uber eats this week.
UberEatsDisorder by SonnyG89 March 24, 2022

überbasic 

Someone who is the perfect example of a basic person.
She ticks off all the boxes on the basic bitch checklist, clearly she's levelled up to überbasic.
überbasic by tt2012 May 1, 2016

UnderBeats 

The absolute best music YouTuber and Voice actor get him to 100 subs he deserves it, he is currently at 45
Person 1: UnderBeats is the best music VA
Person 2: Yeah, he also do be like sans
UnderBeats by The Absolute Unit September 8, 2020

uberbeast 

adj. better than the best, absolutely amazing, uber awesome, beyond beast
Tony Hawk is uberbeast at skating.
That trick was uberbeast
uberbeast by Matt McC. March 2, 2008

Ubermeat 

A meat product superior to other available meat products, or generally of significantly greater desirability due to a specific quality such as taste.
From Bacon Salt to Baconaise, bacon lovers catapult ubermeat into $1.4 million business.
Ubermeat by Mad Dog in the LBC April 22, 2009

Uber Beats 

When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.
The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats
Uber Beats by Doc Marty April 26, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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