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Definitions by tt2012

unterbasic 

Describe someone who is not even basic; below basic.

Uses the German prefix 'unter-', the opposite of 'über-'.

This is different from überbasic, the paragon or perfect example of a basic person. Someone who is unterbasic tries to be basic but fails at it.
That cunt’s wearing a counterfeit Canada Goose coat with what looks like dead squirrel trim. She can’t even do basic right, what an unterbasic bitch.
unterbasic by tt2012 May 1, 2016

überbasic 

Someone who is the perfect example of a basic person.
She ticks off all the boxes on the basic bitch checklist, clearly she's levelled up to überbasic.
überbasic by tt2012 May 1, 2016

Cable Rustler 

Someone in the office who habitually borrows or steals other people's charging cords.

Once in their possession, it is very difficult to get it back, and usually requires the owner of the cable to ask for it back when their own device's battery is <10%.
We've got a cable rustler on our hands, so in these here parts I got me a black knock-off iPhone charging cable instead of the real McCoy.
Cable Rustler by tt2012 November 14, 2012