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your boyfriend is the love of ur life waiting to be there forever, he loves you sm. he wants to have ur baby. dont let him have a girl best friend the dick will fall for her! overall hes ur rat

ur boyfriend annoying

ugh ur all over him

ur boyfriend by thestarofTiktok December 6, 2020

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National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

National pleasure ur boyfriend day by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

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ur.mom.s_boyfriend

ur.mom.s_boyfriend a terrible person, rated gowon a 3 and vivi from loona a 4
basically a loona and izone anti

"ur.mom.s_boyfriend doesn't stan loona and is mha fan?? damn, double homicide"

ur.mom.s_boyfriend by CHUUONDEEZNUTZ⁉️ December 17, 2021

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sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

sit on ur boyfriends face day by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024

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Unboyfriendable

a person who cannot be placed into a relationship due to their personal choice. See the Magnetic Fields song, "All My Little Words"

You told be that you're unboyfriendable. And I could make you pay and pay, but I could never make you stay.- The Magnetic Fields

Unboyfriendable by Shakranit September 14, 2011

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.urboyfriendd

A man who never misses, has the best mutuals, and is lowkey cute 😳

Girl 1: Hey have you heard of .urboyfriendd?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's the guy who never misses!

.urboyfriendd by shlott February 15, 2021

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unboyfriend

A man with whom you share an amazing emotional bond and yet he is not your boyfriend.

My unboyfriend called today. We talked about everything except his girlfriend.

unboyfriend by Ms.Little February 18, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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