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Unboyfriendable 

a person who cannot be placed into a relationship due to their personal choice. See the Magnetic Fields song, "All My Little Words"
You told be that you're unboyfriendable. And I could make you pay and pay, but I could never make you stay.- The Magnetic Fields
Unboyfriendable by Shakranit September 14, 2011

unboyfriend 

A man with whom you share an amazing emotional bond and yet he is not your boyfriend.
My unboyfriend called today. We talked about everything except his girlfriend.
unboyfriend by Ms.Little February 18, 2010

unboyfriend 

A boy, who a girl considers to be boyfriend material of showing interest but is otherwise unwilling to commit or admit feelings for said girl. Both may hang out and do boyfriend/girlfriend things, but not go steady.
Zach was Amanda's unboyfriend. They both always did things with eachother and Zach felt comfortible enough around Amanda to share his feelings with her. Just not his feelings for her.
unboyfriend by Jennifer February 24, 2006

unboyfriend 

The guy a woman hangs out with and does boyfriend-girlfriend relationship things with, but she's not really going out with him nor does she want to sleep with him.
friend: What did you do last night?

woman: My unboyfriend and I went for a nice dinner.

friend: Did anything happen between you two yet?

woman: No, we're just friends who happen to be undating.
unboyfriend by bambolii October 14, 2012

unboyfriendable 

While being able to attract men, the inability to keep them as a boyfriend.
Even though Tara likes Sam she couldn't help but antagonize him and treat him in such a way that makes their relationship impossible. With this behavior, she is definitely "unboyfriendable".
unboyfriendable by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

urboyfriendgray 

very hot and sexy
" urboyfriendgray is very hot and sexy "
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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