noun, disease affecting a person or an animal in a way were they cant stop thinking of crazy unicorns. this usually gets them in trouble but the person with the disease is most likely hardcore enabling them to squeeze out of tight situations. no cure discovered.
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The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
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Get the Unicorned mug.A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
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Get the unicorned mug.To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.
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