unicorned

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.

by Sergeant Firewater April 4, 2010

unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead

You just got unicorned!!!!

by yay asians October 21, 2011

unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!

by MNetLucas November 2, 2008

Unicorn

Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.

"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.

1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.

2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.

3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.

Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.

Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.

by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 14, 2023

Unicorn

Asian women.

Because they are so magically and majestically beautiful

That Samantha Lee is such a unicorn!

by yborybor98 August 22, 2012

Unicorn

Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.

The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros

by spoilded brat with teeth November 4, 2012

Unicorn

A rhinoceros with one horn

That unicorn is better then that bicorn

by Idgff July 28, 2019