Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.

Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.

by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013

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The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.

Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.

by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010

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Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.

Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!

by The one above all December 20, 2009

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When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.

"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"

by Flappy98 July 19, 2012

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