Unexpected
The Spanish Inquisition were unexpected
Unexpected by Dick smalley November 8, 2019
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unexpected
Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.
idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!
unexpected by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009
unexpected
unexpected by MWAHu November 8, 2006
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA by Flash Slash June 24, 2019
Unexpected Cream Sniff
The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
Unexpected Cream Sniff by SlangForDays October 21, 2020
unexpected jihad
Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
unexpected jihad by Niggatack December 22, 2015
Unexpected Shark
Unexpected Shark by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010
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