U.S. Marines 

A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.

Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?

Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!

U.S. Marines by MrAssissininblack March 31, 2012

U.S Marines

The only thing in the world more badass than God him self or chuck norris.

God: Oh my self look its the Marines.
Chuck Norris: Damn I made a good lookin kid
U.S Marines: Semper Fi to god and dad

U.S Marines by Semper Fi 55 July 28, 2012

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

U.S. Marine

A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!

Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!!
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"

U.S. Marine by xAvery360x January 27, 2009

U.S. Marine Corps 

U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII.

The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".

The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.

Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs.

U.S. Marine Corps by RawrRiot1992 November 27, 2012

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. 

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024

US Marines 

The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.

The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.

US Marines by USMCPoolee94 October 4, 2011