U-hauls

Noun.

Male underwear, specifically boxers or Y-fronts.
Roast Beef: "I ain't gonna fire up my U-Hauls just to carry my junk six feet!"
by OG-nius April 09, 2008
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u-hauling

the speedy act of moving in together after a brief courtship between lesbians.
Liz and Jess are totally u-hauling their relationship after only three weeks.
by CanadaLizbian February 17, 2009
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U-haul

A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.
Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
by smirkingdiva December 31, 2009
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U-haul

n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
by Kdubbie August 16, 2005
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U-Haul

The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.
Bitch never did the dishes so I took a sick day and U-Hauled her.
by Rhern85 April 10, 2019
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U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
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mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.
Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
by B-Unit loo November 12, 2008
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