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Used to tell someone that you aren’t going to do it but “u can”.
Person 1) I’m going to math class.

Pearson 2) U CAN!
u can by Ikenna.BLACK June 20, 2019
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u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim
its a meme thats popular on a game called Age Of Empire II: Definitive Edition
the phrase means "you can do it", firstly introduced by Vivi aka Fat_Dragon on a team match with TheViper
TheViper got rainbowed on his base

TheViper: "I'm ded, wheres my teammate??"
Vivi: "U CAN OK"
U CAN OK by blvrry666face April 28, 2021

U Can't Touch This 

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
U Can't Touch This by fc2078 January 4, 2021
1. -The act of believing your innocent.
2. -Able to add insignificant conversation to any thread.
3. -A new state of Alcoholism.
4. -The ability to ruin ones sexlife.
5. -Charming in a funny kinda way, but not really.

"U-can-2 get bad SoupAss after a day of drinking"
U-Can-2 by OnTheZone November 15, 2005

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man 

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back
Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

Shred as much as u can 

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.
Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can
Shred as much as u can by Cristo39 February 26, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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