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"Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.

Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.

Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
Typaids by Jeroen207 April 4, 2023
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When someone types really bad and makes a lot of typo's, they have typaids.
hey how aye you?
lmao typaids

I have typaids
typaids by June747 June 25, 2020
When someone makes a horrible trade in fantasy football crippling their ability to succeed. After the trade their chances of winning are about the same as an AIDS patient versus Peyton Manning.
I just learned Julio Jones, my starting wide receiver, is out for the season. Then I realized that I still had a trade pending for him from Eat a Vick. When I clicked accept and got Torry Smith and Jordan Cameron for Julio Jones and Heath Miller, Eat a Vick contracted a full blown case of trAIDS!
trAIDS by sta0g October 8, 2013
One of the many random and stupid things Tyra Banks says.
"If you want to be a model you got to give me a little less of this, and a little more of this." said Tyra (obviously not changing anything)

"Oh man, did you hear that dumb Tyraism last night?", said Kate

tyraism by Shantizzle November 25, 2006
The ability to find girls who are complete train wrecks. Usually they are hideously ugly and/or have severe mental problems. They are easy prey and a guarantee hookup.
Max uses his traidar at bars to guarantee he gets some lovin at night.
Traidar by mad squan max August 19, 2012
A race in the warhammer world that absorbs planets and dna to make themselves way 13373r then the rest of the races
meh tyranids will pwn joo!
tyranid by dark mofo November 5, 2004
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