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"Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.

Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.

Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
Typaids by Jeroen207 April 4, 2023
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When someone types really bad and makes a lot of typo's, they have typaids.
hey how aye you?
lmao typaids

I have typaids
typaids by June747 June 25, 2020
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