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"Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.

Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.

Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
Typaids by Jeroen207 April 4, 2023
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When someone types really bad and makes a lot of typo's, they have typaids.
hey how aye you?
lmao typaids

I have typaids
typaids by June747 June 25, 2020
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An syndrome that doesn’t allow you to type fast, because you make a lot of typing problems.
OMG OMG OMG, MY UNCLW IS MARRIWF WITH YOUR MOM.
*UNCLW AND MRRIED
*UNCLE AND MARRD
UGH I HATE TYPAIFS
*TYPAIDS
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That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.

Pronounced tie-laids
Person one : "I can't stand that person anymore, I honestly want to kill them to protect my brain cells from this torture."
Person two "My brain cells want me to die in general, guess that's what tylaids does to people."
tylaids by The darkest mandella April 21, 2018
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