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Someone who makes a lot of typos online due to an unfortunate zealousness to post something and lack of perception.
"Hello, my name is Mary."
"Hello Mary"
"I am a typoist and I have gone two minutes without a typo"
-From a conversation at Typoist Anonymous
Typoist by APlethoraofPamelas October 22, 2011

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.
The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

typoitis 

The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)
Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.
typoitis by pseudojulie September 1, 2016

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.
Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing
I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel
typists diarrhoea by chidog June 17, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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