Typhoom

A typhoon that isn't strong enough to be a typhoon. Also can be a rainy typhoon that has no winds.

Did you hear about the typhoom that passed Gachalanda?

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 30, 2022

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda)

A tropical cyclone, super typhoon that hit ground in the Philippines on Friday, the 8th of November 20013. With winds up to 195 miles per hour the storm may be the largest typhoon to hit land in recorded history. It is estimated to have had a death toll numbering in the thousands. Destruction from Typhoon Haiyan, or Typhoon Yolanda as it is known in the Philippines, was massive.

Trees, buildings and cars were swept away in the almost 200 mph winds of Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda). The Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) wreaked havoc in the Philippines and surrounding countries with waves of over 20 feet.

by thatshit November 11, 2013

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

typhoon saomai

A typhoon/hurricane named SUPER typhoon saomai thats gonna kill chinaaa and der peoplez LOLZ

Joann: omgz TYPHOON SAOMAI IS COMING 2 GETZ US
Dani: O RLY?
Joann: ya rly!

by Shane71701 August 9, 2006

Humanoid Typhoon

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.

"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."

by silverarm January 16, 2004

Mexican Typhoon

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus

"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"

by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010