Twooted 

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.

gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!

Twooted by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

twosted 

refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.

hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.

twosted by marcy December 19, 2004

i tooted 

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

i tooted by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

tooted up 

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher

I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.

tooted up by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012

tooted 

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. [:

tooted by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007

i tooted 

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

i tooted by Onoitooted July 27, 2017