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Twooted

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.
gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!
by vampire_addict March 31, 2009
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Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
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twosted

refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.
hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.
by marcy December 19, 2004
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i tooted

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017
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tooted up

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher
I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.
by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012
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tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted
by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007
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i tooted

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017
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