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tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
tooted and booted by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.
oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.
Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.
Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026