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Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)
1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?

2. #thankahothursday :)

3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?
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Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006
Related Words

tookerjob 

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.
They tookerjob!
tookerjob by angusshangus February 22, 2013
Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
Twooper by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011

The Tooker Monster 

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."
a word used to describe a mans testicles
That mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.
Tookers by fanny schniffer October 26, 2011
Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
twocker by pink girrafe February 21, 2006