Two Towers 

A homosexual couple (male)

Two towers just moved into the house down the street.

Two Towers by Jack Duks December 13, 2003

Two Towered 

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

Two Towered by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Two Towels 

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."

I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!

Two Towels by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009

two towels 

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

two towels by big mike November 14, 2003

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. 

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

Two-Lap Tower 

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

Two-Lap Tower by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

Two Inch Tower 

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

Two Inch Tower by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006