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two shot 

Slang term usually used to describe sawed off, double barreled shotguns which can only hold two shotgun shells at a time. one shell is inserted in each bore, allowing for two shots to be fired in rapid succession before it must be reloaded.
"nigga was sweatin me, so I pulled out my two shot and smoked him"

"I got a nickname for all my guns. A Desert Eagle that I call big pun. A two shot that I call 2-pac...." -- Qadir from the song "nickname"
two shot by odiedodi October 19, 2008

Two Shot Wonder 

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly
Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME
Two Shot Wonder by PaRuski January 13, 2011

two-shot 

(a.k.a. "2-shot")
Any camera shot that is framed for two people; usually medium from the waist up. Two-shots are often used over-the-shoulder and reverse to cover a conversation between two people.
Okay Robson, set up a two-shot and let's make it snappy! We're losing the light and I wanna hit the In-N-Out before "Lost".
two-shot by Jasper Ray January 10, 2006

Johnny Two-Shot 

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.
Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!
Johnny Two-Shot by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Two shot 

Someone who has watched a really shitty movie loads of times and keeps on saying that it's good
Jimmy is such a fucking two shot
Two shot by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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