Twittwat

A twitter without followers.

*What up with zero followers @ twittah?!
-Have you ever seen a turtle get down?!
*YOU'RE A FRIGGIN TWITTWAT! We can't be friends any more.

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

Twittator

A person (possible a president elect) that uses daily threats, non-founded comments and the bully pulpit to spread political challenges 140 characters at a time.

Donald Trump may be the worlds 1st Twittator.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats December 8, 2016

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

by illeaturmom June 12, 2018

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

by illeaturmom June 12, 2018

Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.

You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.

by Headst0ck July 5, 2010

twittatorship

A dictatorship that is attempted through late night Twitter decrees, that have no legal leverage .

Trump seems to think he can run the country by Twittatorship.

by IdiocracyWasADocumentary July 27, 2017

twit twat

A girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose cunt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.

"Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?". "No Man, she turned out to be a twit twat".

by Aesk July 28, 2008