Definitions by TheKingOfProcessedMeats

DexTubate 

Process of using Dexmedetomidine (a non-opioid drug) to manage pain and sedation during the extubation process.

This chic is bat shit crazy we are goin' to have to DexTubate her!!

DexTubate by TheKingOfProcessedMeats September 18, 2024

VaccineVote 

The occurrence of planning to have your vaccine on November 3rd and having to vote instead

2020 was the year of the VaccineVote.

VaccineVote by TheKingOfProcessedMeats November 6, 2020

Trubulation

The act of counting votes in 2020 when a president fabricates the tabulation of votes because of a losing game plan resulting in Tribulation

Is not necessary to count votes in America in 2020 because of the trubulation that is nearing said the Russian czar.

Trubulation by TheKingOfProcessedMeats November 6, 2020

MeatRockett

Dean K. -born in 1971 as (Khalid Muhammad Al Sadir) to an immigrant family. Poor and needing money he sold processed meats snacks called "meat rockets'" on the streets until completing secondary education at Central Michigan University. After that he became founder of www.313gazette.com where they strive to live the slogan "Everything D outside the D". The Meatrockett is often eaten in one bite and often distributed late after a long night of alcohol consumption leading to an Ill feeling in the morning aft.

That MeatRockett is some tasty eatin' in DeerBorn.

MeatRockett by TheKingOfProcessedMeats October 20, 2019

Snatchel

The odd but tantalizing combination of the male appendage called the satchel and the female appendage of the snatch.

That snatchel darn near ended by little brothers life.

Snatchel by TheKingOfProcessedMeats April 2, 2019

Mingo Jct.

A small town in South Eastern Ohio where steel runs in the blood stream of its residence and its glory is recorded in the Deer Hunter.

Lets go down Mingo Jct. and and relive our glory days at the Parkview.

Mingo Jct. by TheKingOfProcessedMeats February 23, 2019

FRIsmas 

The 0200 passing of a tax bill on Friday night to divert the attention of Russian collusion and the guilty confession of Michael Flinn.

FRIsmas was awesome this year thankfully, because next year I will be impeached.

FRIsmas by TheKingOfProcessedMeats December 2, 2017