Cut to 140 characters. Used when somebody is rambling and you'd rather they just get to the point. Also used just to shut people up.
Verbose fellow: Man, I was so totally bugging the other day for one of those big fat juicy burgers. You know, like the kind where the grease is just dripping off...
Rat fan (interupting): Twittified! Dude, just say you wanted a decent burger.
Verbose fellow: What? You mean to say that you think its ok to just interject in the middle of what somebody is saying simply because they have reached some pred...
Rat Fan (interrupting again): Twittified! Just say you think its rude.
Widespread use credited to Pastis in his Pearls Before Swine of early November '09.
The act of being proficient in the language of Twitter. Some people have achieved this, some have not, and some will never want to achieve this because they only like facebook.
Wesmosh is slowly becoming proficient in the #language of @twitter. Afick is not even close to becoming "Twitterized" at this moment in time.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.