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Twitterized 

The act of being proficient in the language of Twitter. Some people have achieved this, some have not, and some will never want to achieve this because they only like facebook.
Wesmosh is slowly becoming proficient in the #language of @twitter. Afick is not even close to becoming "Twitterized" at this moment in time.
Twitterized by aficker April 30, 2011
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Twittered 

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
Twittered by Noir March 15, 2017

Glittered and Twittered 

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
Glittered and Twittered by gravy111 November 21, 2010

Twitterpedia 

The act of using twitter to receive answers to a question from friends, rather than looking it up yourself.
"Trying to impress my date, I used Twitterpedia to find a fancy restaurant for us to go to."

twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

get twittered 

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
get twittered by Noir February 9, 2018

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.
"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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