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Twittified 

Cut to 140 characters. Used when somebody is rambling and you'd rather they just get to the point. Also used just to shut people up.
Verbose fellow: Man, I was so totally bugging the other day for one of those big fat juicy burgers. You know, like the kind where the grease is just dripping off...

Rat fan (interupting): Twittified! Dude, just say you wanted a decent burger.

Verbose fellow: What? You mean to say that you think its ok to just interject in the middle of what somebody is saying simply because they have reached some pred...

Rat Fan (interrupting again): Twittified! Just say you think its rude.

Widespread use credited to Pastis in his Pearls Before Swine of early November '09.
Twittified by stanley hopkins November 3, 2009
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Twinkified 

A person is twinkified when they have changed their appearance or demeanor to be typical of a twink. When someone has completed the process of twinkification.
When he transitioned he became the twinkified version of his old self.
Twinkified by femboypussy November 11, 2022
A male that has gained cleavage equate to that of a female.

A man that has breasts the size of a woman's breasts.
Dude, that Numa Numa guy is titified!
Titified by DMLD96 August 4, 2011

Twistified 

Do you want to get twistified tonight?
Twistified by TwistifiedKB September 7, 2010
The term used for seeing so many tits that you are mortified, (Hence) Tittified
Dude, I can't go to the titty club, I am still Tittified from when I was a kid!
Tittified by Venis Pagina January 18, 2009

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.
Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain
Twitterfied by Sniggins May 8, 2003

Twilified 

When somebody decorated somthing using things related to the Twilight saga
OMG i'm gonna totally twilify my bedroom!

Wow, you are like, totally twilified!
Twilified by Mrs Alice Hale September 11, 2010