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Twitterbreak 

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
Twitterbreak by Dexi February 17, 2009
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Twitterspeak 

The language of Twitter. Comprised mostly of "@username", "DM" and "RT", it the art of combining these codes to form comprehensible statements in 140 characters or less.
I do not Tweet yet because I am learning Twitterspeak.
Twitterspeak by lamps33 October 14, 2009

Twitterbrate 

To use Twitter to celebrate or commemorate an event.
"Let's Twitterbrate Bastille Day in a way that'll drive @GlennBeck and his followers insane".
Twitterbrate by Daniel E V July 13, 2009

Twitterbreeze 

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.
(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft
Twitterbreeze by orygun girl August 28, 2009

twitterbrain 

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.
A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.
twitterbrain by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

twitterbrate 

to tweet so much that you suddenly celebrate and get cupcakes all over the place.
pollensoft New term coined: #twitterbrate: to tweet so much that you suddenly celebrate and get cupcakes all over the place. Thanks @Starbucks!
3 minutes ago from web

pollensoft @Starbucks The @starbucksjobs team was twitterbrating? Sounds like it was quite the party... I'm sure it was all about the cupcakes. *nod*

Starbucks The @starbucksjobs team made cupcakes to celebrate their Tweeting (twitterbrate?) ... They were nice and shared.
twitterbrate by pollensoft January 12, 2010

twitterbeast 

A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.
Jonny is a "twitterbeast" he never stops!
twitterbeast by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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