Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-
twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-
twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"