Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some
hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those
hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"