tipps

used as an insult when someone is bluntly stating the obvious.

Thanks tipps I already knew that.

tipps by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Wing-Tippies 

The tips of eyeliner.

Your wing-tippies are uneven.

Wing-Tippies by Phillybyrd March 31, 2017

Skip-the-Tipsy 

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

Skip-the-Tipsy by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Tipp-ex Freak 

The one guy or girl in the class who can't stop themselves from using tipp-ex whenever they make a tiny spelling mistake or don't write a letter the way they want to.

Usually their page ends up covered in the white stuff and is just a drippy, sticky mess.

John: Dude, why the hell is Katie's page all drippy and sticky? Is it to do with her meeting eith Dan behind the-

Jill: Oh no, she's just one of those weird tipp-ex freaks.

Tipp-ex Freak by pode December 23, 2011

Tipper 

A failed sac tap wear the victim gets hit in the mushroom tip as opposed to the sackeroo.

A witty response from the one receiving the tipper is: "You hit the chicken but not the eggs."

Hitting your buddy who's going commando normally leads to a tipper and not a sac tap.

Tipper by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

Bungle Tippler 

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

Bungle Tippler by mayfly May 29, 2014