Twimor

1. Twitter humor or funniness
2. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express all things amusing and laughable in relation to Twitter or tweeting

- Here is a little twimor for you!
- I've broken up with Jim...
- Really? How did he cope with it?
- He doesn't know yet, Twitter is down

by Welahloo March 31, 2009

twitoric

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters

I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011

twomorrows

The day after tomorrow.

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.

by MikeInDC July 28, 2020

teimorzadeh

The last name of a person (usually boy) who will either drop kick you or make you go boom boom if you bully him

Person 1: haha you have stupid name
Teimorzadeh: *makes him go boom boom*
Person 1: *dies*

by CrazyGuyDude November 28, 2021

Nox Timore

An indie horror game, gaining a small amount of popularity when the YouTuber Markiplier played it. The game itself was created by Vidas Salavejus on the popular gaming website known as GameJolt. Playing the game, or mentioning it will cause you to itch profusely.

"ow, everything itches when I play this game called Nox Timore."

"Nox Timore is cursed, it makes everything itch, fuck you Vidas Salavejus."

by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

twomorrow

a term used when the you are going to see the person you are talking to two days from that time.

(on saturday) "I'll see you at school twomorrow."

by numbuh 18 September 3, 2010

Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008