Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008

Twimmle

The act of shitting and pissing into a urinal at the same time.

Dude I just took the fattest twimmle.

by HoboMuncher February 3, 2020

twimoms

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

by da heck?! October 14, 2012

Twi- Mom

A mom that loves the Twilight Saga SO much, she is just as devoted as her kids. She wears T-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia ALL about Twilight. Loving Twilight so much, it could make you pass out...

"Ugh! My mom is such a Twi- Mom, at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing Edward!"

"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"

by Hippiechic98 January 3, 2013

twimmy

A woman with two vaginas. The female equivalent of a gwimmy.

That woman has two vaginas: she is a twimmy.

by pikachusuper March 15, 2020

Timom

Someone that think he is strong and big but in reality is just fat.

Did you see Timon today? He thinks he is big and strong.
Yes, but he is actually a Timom

by sillyMC November 25, 2021

twitomorrow

the way of saying 'see you tomorrow' on twitter

1: hey, im off to bed, twitomorrow...
2: ok, sleep tight...

by 77s77 June 23, 2009