twern

The space between ones anus and genitalia; the pereneum

'The bike seat made Ians twern ache'

by Bobolovski October 5, 2006

Twern Twiddling

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.

by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009

twern juice

the little bit of skin beetween your ass and balls is called the twern,if itwern there your guts would fall out.when the twern gets sweaty it produces twern juice

man,that 20mile run really made my shorts wet with twern juice

by shane cross October 25, 2008

Twerne

A Nickname given to the name Anthony giving a slight goofy and fun name to use around that friend.

Person 1: Yo Anthony, Come here for a Sec
Person 2: He won’t respond to Anthony because he is use to Twerne

by Twerne July 4, 2019