tweren't

conjunctive form of (if) it were not (for)

tweren't for hate and fear, we'd all know peace in our lives

tweren't by imaginepeaceonearth November 12, 2010

tweren't

In the American South, a folksy way of saying "it wasn't." Typically used to downplay something, such as humbly regarding one's own contributions.

- Hey, thanks so much for helping us out today! I don't know what we would have done without you.
- Psh, tweren't nothin'. Y'all have a good night now.

tweren't by Weeds001 August 23, 2023

tweren't

The area of skin between your scrot and your anus, otherwise known as the bifkin, taint or perineum.

If 'tweren't there your guts would fall out.

tweren't by bigdave December 30, 2003

theren't 

A slang word for "there is not".

George : "Theren't no real 9/11 conspiracy."

Bill: "There is a conspiracy!"

George: "No theren't."

theren't by Keegan Elliott July 19, 2007

theren’t 

They and arn’t But 1 word

Two guys sittin in a hot tub 5 feet apart bc theren’t gay

theren’t by HommieGava December 9, 2017

T'weren't 

The fleshy area between the legs that separates one's genitals and buttocks; also known as the gooch or the taint.

Archibald: It appears that Reginald will be absent this eve, for his groin hath been injured.
D'Artagnan: Oh my. Was it his Charles Dickens or his jollylumps?
Archibald: Oh heaven's, neither. He merely caught a whiffle ball to his t'weren't. He'll be right as rain by morrow.
D'Artagnan *taps cane in earnest*: Top drawer, good sir . . . . top . . . . . drawer.

T'weren't by Busta Schnut November 9, 2023

Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick 

When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.

I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.

Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick by The Jax May 3, 2007