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a girl who dresses like a complete whore and acts like one until the end of the night, who in most cases is hated by everyone after a couple of encounters and ends up causing drama by getting a new boy toy every weekend

That girl had me pinned against the wall during the party and then we went to her room and just cuddled, she is such a twease.

twease by Otto von Memo May 16, 2010

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Twease

Non-celebrity, that follows very few people on twitter, but allows anyone to follow him or her.

Look at her, she has 100,000 followers, but only follows 3 people, what a twease.

Twease by athalonius May 19, 2009

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teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Gas Station Tweakers

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".

Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

Gas Station Tweakers by Ghetto Smosh August 29, 2022

twitter tweaker

A user of a social networking site who tweets about being strung out on meth.

That twitter tweaker had a status update at 3:45 am she better put the pipe down.

twitter tweaker by BigJohnMich March 7, 2010

tweaker scum

1. A man who pretends to be your friend but steals from you when your back is turned. Also will be fronted large amounts of methamphetamine then skip out on the bill because you hurt his feelings when calling him out on his own shit.
2. See also Jake Place or "little bitch"

"Dude did you hear that Kristi lost her house? It's all because of that Tweaker scum who stole her shit and never paid her back. Man he really Jake Placed her ass."

tweaker scum by GotohellJake December 5, 2014

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

candy tease by iheartitties November 1, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026