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a girl who dresses like a complete whore and acts like one until the end of the night, who in most cases is hated by everyone after a couple of encounters and ends up causing drama by getting a new boy toy every weekend
That girl had me pinned against the wall during the party and then we went to her room and just cuddled, she is such a twease.
twease by Otto von Memo May 16, 2010
Words you can keep
Non-celebrity, that follows very few people on twitter, but allows anyone to follow him or her.
Look at her, she has 100,000 followers, but only follows 3 people, what a twease.
Twease by athalonius May 19, 2009
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teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.
I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.
teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Gas Station Tweakers 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".
Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

twitter tweaker 

A user of a social networking site who tweets about being strung out on meth.
That twitter tweaker had a status update at 3:45 am she better put the pipe down.
twitter tweaker by BigJohnMich March 7, 2010

tweaker scum 

1. A man who pretends to be your friend but steals from you when your back is turned. Also will be fronted large amounts of methamphetamine then skip out on the bill because you hurt his feelings when calling him out on his own shit.
2. See also Jake Place or "little bitch"
"Dude did you hear that Kristi lost her house? It's all because of that Tweaker scum who stole her shit and never paid her back. Man he really Jake Placed her ass."
tweaker scum by GotohellJake December 5, 2014

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
candy tease by iheartitties November 1, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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