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twazzockwidget
Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.
Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.
Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.
"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"
twazzockwidget by Tumshie November 24, 2011
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twazzock
A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.
twazzock by Euan Gallacher June 5, 2005
twazok
twazok by Sam Miller June 7, 2005
Twazzock
Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.
Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.
Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.
Twazook
Boyfriend - ‘babe, can I lend £10 plzs’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’
Twazook by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018
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