Twazza

Daniel Fletcher the absolute legend

Ah yeh u heard about twazza heard he annoyed his sister too much

by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 16, 2020

Tazza

Tazzas' are beautiful, smart girls. They are shy sometimes, but once they feel comfortable around you, theyll open right up. They are a lot of fun, and they are always nice. They are always very down to earth, and stick with one close group of friends for most or all of their lives. They usually arent the most "popular" but they arent nerds. They dont act fake around people, they are who they are and they dont change. Sometimes they are self-conscious, but they have no reason to be. They might fix their hair at while at their locker, even when its perfect. They have the best laugh in the world, and their eyes are just remarkable. They always look pretty, even without trying, and when they do try, its amazing. They have great style: both in clothes in music. They usually like Taylor Swift songs, like "you belong with me" or "sparks fly". Tazzas' are just the best, and you will be falling in love with one in no time.

TAZZA IS AWESOME

by Greenslade August 12, 2012

twazzockwidget

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

by Tumshie November 24, 2011

twazzer

a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina

hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.

by compudude86 February 7, 2006

Twazzer

Female genital area.

I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.

by Saffernellie August 8, 2009

twazack

Someone who is stupid and a bit odd but you would still be friends with... not quite a twat.

"Your a twazack but i won't disown you just yet"

by Gemima June 11, 2008

twisted twizzard

Another version of twizzy (twin) created by the community after the popularisation of twizzy after yeat dropped 4L

Where were you yesterday?

I was w my twisted twizzard the whole day

by Djsuhfejd July 18, 2021