Twazard

Someone who drives around with his/her hazard lights flashing. Also known as a "Duke of Twazard". Combination of Twat and Hazard.

Look at that bloke in the Chevette, he's a right twazard.

by zlig April 19, 2018

twatard

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

by œ January 14, 2010

Twanard

Twanard, a bastard and twat derivative, a subtle insult that allows use to swear in company with an unrecognizable oath.

That twanard Jude has stolen my word and published it as his own, I expected that from Will but not Jude!

by .JK. March 7, 2021

twizard

twizard aka lalo
Lalo is the grandtwizard and no one shall stop him.

discord.gg/twizzyrich

Lalo is the grandtwizard

by realgeeker August 28, 2022

twizard

(noun) a derogatory term for a juggalo or nu metal fan.

The term directly comes from the modern juggalo being uneducated in the field of science (ie. understanding how magnets work). Without the proper understanding of modern science they still believe in "miracles" and "dark carnival magic".

synonymous with twizzy, twizzball and douchebag

I went to the mall to see a movie but there was a gaggle of twizards blocking the entrance.

by upstatebud June 29, 2010

Twizard

When you order something online and it gives you a "Special instructions" option and you fill it in with ' Please draw one magical wizard on shipping tube'.

Holy shit thats FTW. For the win and a fuckin' tube wizard.
Epic Twizard

by mechanizzm March 29, 2011

Twatard

A mix between the word twat and retard

Liam is a Twatard

by Hunky Jesus March 3, 2020