Twanard 

Twanard, a bastard and twat derivative, a subtle insult that allows use to swear in company with an unrecognizable oath.

That twanard Jude has stolen my word and published it as his own, I expected that from Will but not Jude!

Twanard by .JK. March 7, 2021

twatard 

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

twatard by œ January 14, 2010

Twinards 

Two individuals who are either identical twins at birth or two individuals who mirror or resemble each other.

Allie and Jenny are twinards; it's difficult to tell them apart.

Twinards by MarFarChicken January 12, 2012

Twazard 

Someone who drives around with his/her hazard lights flashing. Also known as a "Duke of Twazard". Combination of Twat and Hazard.

Look at that bloke in the Chevette, he's a right twazard.

Twazard by zlig April 19, 2018

Twunard 

Twat cunt retard.

If you're a twat cunt retard, that means you're a twunard.

Twunard by larry_craps_and_pees_himself July 12, 2015

Twatard 

A mix between the word twat and retard

Liam is a Twatard

Twatard by Hunky Jesus March 3, 2020